Archived Tales
MAY 2004
Small Packages by Rachel Kramer Bussel
“Most people think that just like in my movies, I like my cocks, both real and synthetic, as large and bulging as possible. They think that I am the wildest, craziest, most outrageous chick around, that I'm living out my (and of course their) dreams every single time I walk on a porn set.”
Featured Toy: Lipstick Vibe | Read the tale
When Packing Fails by Kiki Veronika
“‘Whatever you do, don't forget the dildo,’ she warned, her voice low so that the taxi driver wouldn't hear. Annie and I were on our way home from a Brenda K. Starr concert at the Copacabana, still humming the tune to that signature song ‘I had a dream that some day you and me…’”
Featured Toy: Woody | Read the tale
Sex Toys in History by Frank Paine
“No doubt, sir, you have noted that the laboratory space this morning is in a state of disarray. I will attempt to explain this situation. First of all there are all those empty wine bottles.”
Featured Toy: Wahl Personal Massager | Read the tale
Naughty Candles by Seneca Mayfair
“‘Not now, Benjamin. I'm praying,’ Mary Beth hissed at the black and white cat. Benjamin continued to purr and rub against Mary Beth's knees. ‘Um, where was I? Oh yes. Dear Goddess, please grant me patience to survive without sex for one more day.’”
Featured Toy: Big Pecker Candle | Read the tale
APRIL 2004
Toy Story by Jenny Orvino
“It takes an extremely confident man, no matter how flattering the request, to stand naked on a garbage bag spread wall to wall in a tiny bathroom, holding a cardboard cylinder of pinkish white goo over his erection.”
Featured Toy: Make Your Own Dildo Kit | Read the tale
Playing with Barney by Mike Kimera
“I'm back in the room again, facing the mirror that he watches me through. It's important that I pretend not to know that he's there. If he wanted eye contact there'd be no need for the mirror.”
Featured Toy: Buddy | Read the tale
Vibrator 101 by Holly Farris
“I'm back in the room again, facing the mirror that he watches me through. It's important that I pretend not to know that he's there. If he wanted eye contact there'd be no need for the mirror.”
Featured Toy: Classic Vibe | Read the tale
Sneak Attack of the Sex Toys by John Alden
“I'm back in the room again, facing the mirror that he watches me through. It's important that I pretend not to know that he's there. If he wanted eye contact there'd be no need for the mirror.”
Featured Toy: Rocket Launcher | Read the tale
MARCH 2004
Dangerous Games by Eva Hore
“My boyfriend is always buying me toys. Toys of the sexual kind. One day he sent flowers to me at work and on the card was a message, ‘Bedroom at six o'clock sharp. No peeking before then.’”
Featured Toy: Prisoner of Love Kit | Read the tale
Remotely Pleasant by Jacob Hugart
“Patrick Johnson sipped his wine. It would stretch the limit of his meal allotment for this trip, but the kitchen of this hotel produced excellent—and inexpensive—dinners, if just-completed meal was typical example.”
Featured Toy: Remote Butterfly | Read the tale
Magic Wand by PJ Lewis
“The package was in her mailbox on Wednesday afternoon. It sat there snugly, about the size of a boxed bottle of scotch, the sort she'd buy her father for Christmas. Elana picked it up along with a couple of payment reminder notices.”
Featured Toy: Hitachi Magic Wand | Read the tale
Throb by Marlo Gayle
“I lay in the bed. My companion for the night moves up against my feet. She presses agaist them with her belly and stretches. Her claws appear from tiny black feet. She rolls into a little ball of fur and purrs. I'm grateful for the attention she shows me.”
Featured Toy: Leather Cinch Cock Ring | Read the tale